ok it is now official, i would rather cook and eat my own testicles than to have to install central air in my house again but.........where do they get off charging the prices they do for hvac work?? recently our old central air dinosaur gave up and we started shopping for a new one...after 3 different companies had come out, the cheapest i had heard was 4000 and it went up to 6000....this house is not big either...well the winter came and went and then when it started getting hot i decided that it was time to get something going. I started reading and trying to learn some secrets and i learned that a unit the size of mine could be bought for less than a grand. So, i ordered my unit, piss on em, i will do it myself. yea it was a real pain in the ass but i got it in and running. I dicked around most of the day sunday before finally commiting to going on with it but by 10 pm that night, i was enjoying a nice cool breeze and had only spent a total of about 12 or 13 hundred bucks. Plus, the injuries were minimal, only 2 burns, one really good shock, and one small explosion. (this was not really and injury but i did piss myself a little).So.....EFFFF YOU! hvac companies, i might have to call you but it wont be for an install.
Hopefully, next time i write something, it will be another eff you to the gas companies. we own 2 diesels and one day, i will get them running on veggie oil.

You know your a stoner when.............

Police arrest trio for digging up corpse at Houston-area cemetery
MAY 9--By now you've probably heard about the trio of Texas teenagers who allegedly dug up a corpse, severed its head, and then used the skull as a makeshift bong. Well, here's the probable cause affidavit memorializing the bizarre details of the mid-March desecration which occurred in a cemetery in Humble, a city north of Houston. Police this week learned of the sickening incident while investigating an unrelated credit card theft allegedly pulled off by the three defendants, each of whom was arrested Wednesday and charged with abusing a corpse, a misdemeanor. Kevin Jones (left) and Matthew Gonzalez, both 17, posed for the mug shots you'll find above. Court records identify the third grave desecrator as Matthew Rule, 16. The May 7 probable cause affidavit, filed in Harris County District Court, does not indicate why the teens dug up the body of Willie Simms, a child who reportedly died in the 1920s. (2 pages)

crappy weekend

all day saturday i felt crummy. later in the day i thought well if i got up and did something, maybe i wouldnt feel so bad. so i got one of those saws on a pole from a friend and went out to cut some overhanging limbs. About the second one i cut decided to attack me and i barley escaped death. next, i needed to move the truck so i would be out of harms way on the next cut only to realize ive locked they keys in the damn thing. no problem, i will just pop open the back window and crawl in, ive done it before and it is really easy. CRASH! the back window busted this time. A peice of glass went in my eye and as i was fiddling with trying to blink it out i started falling off the toolbox of the truck. I had a sharp screwdriver in my hand so i could not catch myself and i landed flush on my side and may have broken something. the end. except for losing my wallet that is. now the end