Tuesday, September 9, 2008

R.I.P. Evan Tanner





It is a shame that in this society we've been taught to judge a man's worth by what he owns instead of who he is. Everything is surface, and so few look beyond it. A man will sell his soul, he will lie, cheat and steal, for money. If he has it, he can buy respect. Wear the right clothes, drive the right car, have the right friends, that's all that matters. Our lives are consumed in a selfish, self absorbed quest for possessions, the latest and the best in a never-ending cycle until the day we die. We forget what it means to be truly human. We forget the things that really matter. We lose the magic of what life should be.

I won't live by rules that make no sense to me.

- Evan Tanner

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

yeah it's him. dont know why, i just did..

Look up tool in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. Also see "Douchbag"


Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Thursday, July 31, 2008

All he wants is a Business card

A Young Fighter Gets Ready to Battle for Another Round
Jul-31-2008
By Thomas GerbasiBrandon Rayner is a fighter. No, he’s not a newcomer to the UFC, scheduled to compete on one of the organization’s upcoming cards, but the 10-year old Las Vegas native’s courage and determination will serve him even better than a Chuck Liddell right hand in his battle against leukemia.

It’s a fight that Brandon is determined to win, and if you need any proof of his resilience, he’s been battling with the heart of a champion since the age of two, when he was first diagnosed with NF1 (neurofibromatosis). Two rounds of chemotherapy (at the age of three and seven) would follow, but by the time he finished his second round in September of 2007, Brandon was overjoyed to learn that he was finally able to begin studying martial arts, which he did in impressive fashion at former UFC heavyweight champion Frank Mir’s Striking Unlimited Gym, hoping to follow in the footsteps of his fighting heroes. He even earned an award for attendance in school, an amazing feat in itself.

Yet by the time he finished fourth grade earlier this year, Brandon was diagnosed with leukemia and soon after began his third round of chemotherapy. For ten days straight, he took the treatment, yet his spirit wouldn’t be broken, and he remains upbeat and an inspiration not only to the patients at Sunrise Children's Hospital, but to everyone who has come into contact with him or who has read his story.

But now, as he continues his fight against leukemia, he is looking for a hand from the mixed martial arts community, not only by having people register as bone marrow donors, but by having the fans of the sport get the word out as he looks to set a new world record for most business cards collected.

So far, Brandon has collected over 200,000 cards. And as a young man who has trained in martial arts before his medical battles began, nothing would brighten his day more than some business cards from people who share his love for the sport as he prepares for an arduous schedule that includes a bone marrow transplant and more rounds of chemotherapy.

Business cards can be sent to Brandon Rayner at Sunrise Children's Hospital, Attention: Pediatric Oncology, 3186 S. Maryland Parkway, Las Vegas NV 89109. The deadline to send in cards is August 15, 2008.

The next bone marrow drive for Brandon is on Sunday, August 3rd from 9am to 2 pm at The Crossing Church. 7950 W. Windmill Lane, in Las Vegas

Friday, July 25, 2008

This one is for wifey

her favorite fighter...


Thursday, July 24, 2008

Friday, July 18, 2008

the ultimate wArrior (again)

Here he is preparing to unleash the fury of the Wang.


Thursday, July 17, 2008

Hand over that belt Quinton!!

And the winner, by way of 9mm glock...............................................


FOREEEEEEEST GRIFFFFFEEEENN.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

throwin the horns

Dont be fooled by his jolly looks and seducingly sexy smile , hell decapitate any opponent in less that 23.95 seconds.


touch of death

This was actually taken during an epic battle, he did not pose for this pic. Scary stuff huh???

another bit of fighter news. accordint to yahoo, rampage was arrested yesterday and doin it up O.J style with his slow speed chase and all. http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news;_ylt=AqdCRD_vMHWNruOGebz8AbE9Eo14?slug=ki-071508&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

also see these pics on tmz. http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/rampage_arrested

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

QUIZ FOR WIFEY

Look close and see if you can find and tell me who the Jedi Knight is that is teaching these young padawan learners where he once was a young star student himself???

HINT: Is considered by many to be the greatest mma warrior to ever step in to the cage.


Jose Canseco thought he wanted an MMA career

so he tried a little boxing and got his arse handed to him

http://sports.yahoo.com/box/blog/box_experts/post/Canseco-knocked-for-a-loop-in-boxing-debut?urn=box,93737

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

this is going to be hard but i will try

Eight Things I have a passion for:
1) wifey
2) kids
3) wifeys body
4) wifeys laugh
5) mma fighting
6) my plants (all 2 of them)
7) midgets
8) coke (the drink)

Eight Things I Would Like to do Before I Die:
1) not have to work a 9 to 5
2) move away from Tardville, in the general direction of a large body of water
3) get to maybe a brown belt in two martial arts
4) get healthier in general (before i die? thats kind of an oxymoron right?)
5) visit costa rica
6) move to costa rica
7) satisfy wifeys top 8 list so i will know for sure ive done all i can do.
8) say "goodbye cruel world" ______flatline_________

Eight Things I Say a Lot:
1) Noah,!!!!!!
2) jackass!!
3) thank you
4) what the f*%K??
5) Huss!!!.....its a karate thing
6) you got a really nice ass
7) c'mon people!!! (usually said while in traffic)
8) *nananananana* (that is just a look i give when i dont have to say anything)

Eight Books I Have Read Recently:
1) L.A OutlawsEight
2) The Appeal
3) Playing For Pizza
4) urban dictionary 1
5) urban dictionary 2
6) bass pro shop catalog (toilet reading)
7) bleachers
8) a painted house

Movies I Have Seen Eight Times:
1) Urban Cowboy
2) Napoleon Dynamite
3) Dumb and Dumber
4) Office Space
5) Silence of the Lambs
6) the hard 8
7) rockstar
8) casino

Eight bloggers I'll tag:

none, i done know any bloggers to tag

here it comes

this is goinbg to be a goooood fight i think. coming up this weekend. whoooooooo

Friday, June 27, 2008

Does this look broken to you?



This is what happens when part of your karate testing involves breaking boards, and both your shihan and sensei neglect to actually instruct you on said board-breaking before the event.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

thanks to frausto for this one.


OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel ass!!!

Dinged By A G-String?

Woman, 52, sues (for 5 million i think!!) Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong
JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life." Patterson is a traffic officer with L.A.'s Department of Transportation. Prior to the lawsuit's filing, Victoria's Secret officials asked to examine the garment and the decorative piece, but that request was rejected by Patterson's counsel. For those unfamiliar with "v-strings," the undergarment is the Victoria's Secret variant on the "g-string," which has long been favored in the battle against visible panty lines.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

ok it is now official, i would rather cook and eat my own testicles than to have to install central air in my house again but.........where do they get off charging the prices they do for hvac work?? recently our old central air dinosaur gave up and we started shopping for a new one...after 3 different companies had come out, the cheapest i had heard was 4000 and it went up to 6000....this house is not big either...well the winter came and went and then when it started getting hot i decided that it was time to get something going. I started reading and trying to learn some secrets and i learned that a unit the size of mine could be bought for less than a grand. So, i ordered my unit, piss on em, i will do it myself. yea it was a real pain in the ass but i got it in and running. I dicked around most of the day sunday before finally commiting to going on with it but by 10 pm that night, i was enjoying a nice cool breeze and had only spent a total of about 12 or 13 hundred bucks. Plus, the injuries were minimal, only 2 burns, one really good shock, and one small explosion. (this was not really and injury but i did piss myself a little).So.....EFFFF YOU! hvac companies, i might have to call you but it wont be for an install.
Hopefully, next time i write something, it will be another eff you to the gas companies. we own 2 diesels and one day, i will get them running on veggie oil.

Friday, May 16, 2008

You know your a stoner when.............


Police arrest trio for digging up corpse at Houston-area cemetery
MAY 9--By now you've probably heard about the trio of Texas teenagers who allegedly dug up a corpse, severed its head, and then used the skull as a makeshift bong. Well, here's the probable cause affidavit memorializing the bizarre details of the mid-March desecration which occurred in a cemetery in Humble, a city north of Houston. Police this week learned of the sickening incident while investigating an unrelated credit card theft allegedly pulled off by the three defendants, each of whom was arrested Wednesday and charged with abusing a corpse, a misdemeanor. Kevin Jones (left) and Matthew Gonzalez, both 17, posed for the mug shots you'll find above. Court records identify the third grave desecrator as Matthew Rule, 16. The May 7 probable cause affidavit, filed in Harris County District Court, does not indicate why the teens dug up the body of Willie Simms, a child who reportedly died in the 1920s. (2 pages)

Monday, May 5, 2008

crappy weekend

all day saturday i felt crummy. later in the day i thought well if i got up and did something, maybe i wouldnt feel so bad. so i got one of those saws on a pole from a friend and went out to cut some overhanging limbs. About the second one i cut decided to attack me and i barley escaped death. next, i needed to move the truck so i would be out of harms way on the next cut only to realize ive locked they keys in the damn thing. no problem, i will just pop open the back window and crawl in, ive done it before and it is really easy. CRASH! the back window busted this time. A peice of glass went in my eye and as i was fiddling with trying to blink it out i started falling off the toolbox of the truck. I had a sharp screwdriver in my hand so i could not catch myself and i landed flush on my side and may have broken something. the end. except for losing my wallet that is. now the end


Friday, April 25, 2008

Father's day is coming up

I had one of these when I was younger. It had an electric pump but the look is still the same.



The Terror Threat Level Is High Bong
Unless you're taken to carrying it everywhere you go, it is unlikely your trusty gas mask will be there when you really need it. But it does make for an interesting bong.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?
Created by OnePlusYou

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Warning!! this is kinda gross

Might want to put some salve on that! Not too long ago former UFC heavyweight champion, Kevin Randleman, was the clear-cut winner when it came to the most gruesome-looking staph infection. Well, I’m nauseated to report that “The Monster” could have some competition thanks to grapefruit-sized lesion that recently grew in the hamstring area of Drew McFedries. Check out the gore after the jump if you dare. Both fighters, for what it’s worth, made full recoveries. I, however, have not.






Monday, April 7, 2008

my tag answers

FOUR FILMS I'D WATCH AGAIN
1) Napoleon Dynamite
2) This Is Spinal Tap
3) rockstar
4) urban cowboy



FOUR PLACES I'VE LIVED:
1) texas
2)florida
3) germany
4) st. croix




FOUR TELEVISION SHOWS I WATCH:
1) Rob and Big
2) UFC
3) South Park
4) Family Guy



FOUR THINGS I HATE AND WILL BARF IF I EAT:
1) Three bean casserole
2) Mashed Potatoes
3) Krystal Hamburgers
4) Okra

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Friday, March 28, 2008

Shitty days

since im having such a shitty fukking day, i decided to compile some pics of drunks whos day was prolly shittier than mine.

























































I love the eyes.






































Thursday, March 27, 2008

This should be called WTF? for sure or just....

EWWWWWW........................ and fyi, this aint me. i dont live in oregon or have a wife named nancy..just an article i ran across



To our neighbors, my wife, Nancy, and I don't appear in the least unusual. To those in the quiet Oregon community where we live, we are viewed just as we are -- a happy couple deeply in love. Our desire to work hard, buy our first home, and start a family was nothing out of the ordinary. That is, until we decided that I would carry our child.
I am transgender, legally male, and legally married to Nancy...
Our situation sparks legal, political, and social unknowns. We have only begun experiencing opposition from people who are upset by our situation. Doctors have discriminated against us, turning us away due to their religious beliefs. Health care professionals have refused to call me by a male pronoun or recognize Nancy as my wife. Receptionists have laughed at us. Friends and family have been unsupportive; most of Nancy's family doesn't even know I'm transgender...
We are proud to announce that this pregnancy is free of complications and our baby girl has a clean bill of health. We are happily awaiting her birth, with an estimated due date of July 3, 2008.

Club where girl, 12, stripped will keep license

Club where girl, 12, stripped will keep license
Place where girl, 12, danced can't be closed under city ordinance
12:00 AM CDT on Thursday, March 27, 2008
By TANYA EISERER / The Dallas Morning News teiserer@dallasnews.com
The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors.
That's because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.
The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.
"If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.
Operators of the Diamonds Cabaret at 2444 Walnut Ridge St. did not return calls for comment. Their sexually oriented business license expires in November.
Demonica Abron, 27, who worked as a stripper in the club, and David Bell, 22, are facing charges in connection with the 12-year-old girl's dancing in the club. Mr. Bell does not appear to have been employed by the club.
Police officials are continuing to investigate whether the club's management knew the sixth-grader was underage.
The 23-page city ordinance does allow revocation of a club's license if, for example, the club knowingly allows prostitution, the sale or use of drugs at the club, or if there are two convictions for sex-related crimes at the club within a 12-month period.
The department also can suspend, but not revoke, the license of an escort agency for up to 30 days if it has employed anyone under 18.
But the ordinance does not give the department similar power over adult cabarets such as Diamonds Cabaret.
"There's a laundry list of things we can use to deny or revoke a license, but having a 12-year-old dancing in their establishment is not one of the things that automatically enables us to revoke their license," said Lt. Christina Smith, a vice unit commander who oversees licensing of such establishments.
The mother of the 12-year-old girl said her daughter ran away in early November. She said the family frantically began looking and her husband finally found their daughter in late November. She was then interviewed by police.
According to court records, the runaway gave the following account:
Mr. Bell and Ms. Abron, who went by the stage name "Jewels," offered the runaway shelter. Mr. Bell told her that she would be stripping at a club called "Diamonds."
Mr. Bell dropped them off at the club one day and Ms. Abron introduced her to a man named "David" in the club's office.
"Suspect David asked complainant if she had ever danced before, she said no," the court records state. "David" then gave her an application, which she filled out with a fake name. She also told him that she was 19.
When "David" asked to see her identification, she told him that she didn't have one. He told her to bring one when she came to work as a dancer.
"Complainant couldn't think of a fake birthday, so she told suspect 'David' she forgot her birthday," the records state. "Suspect 'David' gave her a funny look and told her she would have been born in 1988 if she was 19."
A couple of days later, Mr. Bell drove Ms. Abron and the victim back to the club, where Ms. Abron introduced her to a man named "Steve."
"Suspect 'Steve' told" the girl "to take her clothes off to see if she was too shy to dance nude," the records state. He told her she would have to pay a fee ranging from $10 to $30 each time she danced nude.
She danced that night and made about $100, of which she gave $30 to "Steve," the records state.
The court documents are unclear on how many nights she danced.
The mother of the 12-year-old says she believes the club must have known her daughter was underage.
"I think they just didn't care," her mother said. "She's 12, but she's got the body of a 20-year-old. All they were thinking about was the money she could bring in."
She said her daughter is now living with her grandmother in Arlington and again attending school.
Ms. Abron and Mr. Bell were indicted in late February on one count of felony sexual performance of the child in connection with making the 12-year-old work at the club. Both are also accused of engaging in organized crime.
Mr. Bell is accused of two counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child and aggravated kidnapping. He is still being held in the Dallas County Jail in lieu of $450,000 bail.
Ms. Abron, who also faces a prostitution charge, has been released on bail from jail.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

that boy ain't right!!

we do not have a mechanic to be on our hands thats for sure

On the way to karate practice last night, I stopped for a Coke and decided to air up one of the car tires, which looked a little low. When I got back to the car, my wife was trying, and failing, to surpress laughter. I asked her what was so funny, and she told me that, while I was knelt down, airing up the tire, my son had asked her what I was doing. She told him. My son then asked her, "With his mouth??"

JUST SAYIN HI TO MY WOMAN

HELLO WIFE, its long but worth it.

I just wanted to dedicate this HR song to ya since i got nothing to blog today.

When I close my eyes all I see are visions of you
And when I open my eyes
Your absence holds me down
I try but I can't shake myself loose
I can't command my brain
All I do is shrink and think of one thing
I'm sitting alone beside me
I'm digging a hole inside myself
All I want is the place I think I've found
When I look into your eyes
All I know is that I'm tired of the world around me
Please don't ignore me
Dedicated, here I am thinking of you
With everything within me
You'll never see me, never feel me
Never know these thoughts of mine
In my mind you're always there, always smiling
Always reaching out to me
The days go on with heartache,The days go on with emptiness
All I want is to somehow matter to you
Even if all else rejects me
All I know is that I'm hammered by the world Around me
Please don't destroy me
I burn down time trying to find a way
To get through to you
I'm standing in line for a hand out
That will never come but still
I don't careFeeling like, looking like -naked
Here is everything I am
Laid out exposed wide eyed unable to forget you


henry rollins

Thursday, March 20, 2008

EFF YOU ALL DOUCHE BAGS!!

A man in front of the barrel of a gun

Instructions: remain calm

My dreams they all die

Annihilation, discrimination, incineration

In my dreams they all die

I'm exterminating from the inside

No one hears a scream

No one holds or heeds to my dreams but me

The assassin of my dreams comes to destroy from the inside

The assassin of my dreams exterminates without mercy, without judgement

I am the assassin of my dreams

I am the exterminator of my thoughts

I am the rough that corrodes my will

I am my worst enemy I am my best friend

I am my end

Wednesday, March 19, 2008


MARCH 18--Meet the Bebees. Father Floyd, 48, and his son Justin, 21, were arrested last year (on different dates) in central Florida. As you can tell from the below mug shots, the Bebees are forehead tattoo enthusiasts. Another of Bebee's kids, Floyd III, is locked up until 2016 on a variety of felony convictions. And while the 23-year-old inmate has yet to get his head inked, he does have a swastika on his left leg, and the phrases "Time Served" and "White Pride" on his right leg. In a TSG interview, Floyd Bebee, a father of eight, said that he has a tattoo on the back of his head reading "Got-R-Did." The ink on his forehead cost $125 and took about 45 minutes to complete, Bebee said, adding that he was the family trendsetter when it it came to such head art. Bebee, who does odd jobs like home remodeling and demolition, said that his wife had a succinct response to his forehead ink: "You crazy," she said. Bebee noted that since his son's eyes are open in his mug shot, the photo does not reveal a hidden surprise: Justin has the words "Fuck" and "You" tattooed on his eyelids.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008